North Korea, Best Korea!
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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