yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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