Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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