at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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