too bad you live with your parents still
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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