This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
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