office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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