It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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