Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Drunk is a universal language darling
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize