no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
smell my finger.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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