i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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