Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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