so that wasnt chicken after all
she woke up with a sticky ear
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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