I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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