the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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