Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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