its not stalking. its research.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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