no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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