She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
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