They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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