scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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