Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
