North Korea, Best Korea!
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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