we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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