Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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