I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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