just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I realized courtney is my jiminy cricket but instead of preventing me from telling lies she prevents me from fucking strangers
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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