she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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