Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Boobs are out for the taking
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Dick very happy bro
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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