I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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