By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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