I could have mohawked her pubes.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Randomize
