The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
