i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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