So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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