How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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