i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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