how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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