i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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