I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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