new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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