Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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