I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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