Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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