8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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