did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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