is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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