check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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