I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Just pee around me
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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