at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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