I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I lost the right to judge tonight
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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