Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
whose parrot is this?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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