Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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