So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
