After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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