So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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