office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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